Rock to this catchy Rack Mount Blitz tune about rackmounts. Who knew?

Rackmount Ranger is so good with computers that he has never had to deal with any problems of jealousy as depicted in these two videos (from JealousComputer.com).

A tech guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The tech guy starts crying.

‘Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,’ the biker says. ‘I didn’t think you’d CRY.’ ‘I can’t stand to see a man crying.’

‘This is the worst day of my life,’ says the tech guy between sobs. ‘I can’t do anything right.’

‘I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don’t have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

I found my wife in bed with the electrician who was there to get my new DSL line installed and my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.’

When you have these kinds of printer problems, then you aren’t a geek, so says the Ranger!

Strutting his “Stuff” in front of hundreds of excited bikers, RMR shows he’s in the game with his prized Recumbent Bike.

You have to see it to believe it!!!

RMR with his trusted associate Cage-Nut! (Actually Brandon Frank, an ISC Account Manager)

RMR Profile shot of “Form and Function”

RMR Leads the Pack in a Photo Finish!

I tried to think of something catchy to say here… and words fail me.

This is really fun and unbelievable that this isn’t trick photography.

High tech, low tech. You’ll find it all at AskRackmountRanger.com. We delivered the goods on beer bottle delivery. But now, for those wanting to build a ship in a wine bottle and have an old cork left behind to deal with, we provide the answer to your problems with this low tech solution. So you can build away!